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|It appears that my personal teleportation device has malfunctioned in the most spectacular of ways and I ended up here.|
Whatever "here" is. Why is my head so huge? I feel like I'm going to fall over these tiny pointed feet. Without fingers, it's going to take me at least a week to fix my ride home, so may as well make few credits while I'm here.
What? You don't use money either?